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The word alone conjures giggles and images of elbowing your friend to see if they got it, too. Ha ha! It means a hard penis!
A former Toronto Argonaut and one-time NFL first-round draft choice was acquitted Wednesday of sexually assaulting an aspiring cheerleader. Bernard Williams, 36, let out a sigh and embraced his lawyer shortly after the verdict was read out in court. Ontario Superior Court Justice John Macdonald, who presided over the trial without a jury, issued his verdict Wednesday afternoon, just a few hours after the Crown and defence delivered their final arguments.
They will betray you. When you first start getting boners, you'll feel like you went from seeing in black-and-white to color. A whole universe of possibilities will open up to you. But as amazing as boners first seem, they're going to start popping up whenever they want, like that friend who always comes by to hang out when you just want to relax.
That thing that pricks you while you're enjoying the meadows in your sleep isn't a bee stinging, but your man's glory wood in the morning. While some women hate the occurrence, others don't. Why waste a perfect boner from absolutely zero efforts put in, right?
Does anyone think this page could use more pictures of erect dicks? I've got a few of my own lying around here somewhere that I'd be willing to contribute, as long as that doesn't count as 'original research'. I clicked on the "larger version" link under the photo but it is the same penis
Performance problems. Wanting to have sex and not being able to have sex is some Tantalus-in-Hades level crap. A poorly-timed, involuntary work or school boner.
External image. There for Enzyte, which is basically for guys to get bigger junk. Well when I was little, before I knew what the commercials were actually about, and it came on I would seen the little jingle like a boss.
Must work closely with marketing hags and help desk zombies, and log quality time in airport lounges. Thick skin a plus. The hardest part of Andrew Bonar's job is convincing the world he's not a spammer.